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#170(6) [+][-]
From: Paul_P
>> In the list I posted off ebay there was a 412 with a Banham drop top
>> conversion for under 15K. That might be fun.
> A 1980s Italian supercar with an aftermarket softop?
>
> It wouldn't even keep you dry whilst you waited for the RAC.
#169(7) [+][-]
>> 66 38'11"N 25 11'54"E
>
> www.google.co.uk/maps. Wow, WTF are you doing there then?
He's World Pro/Am Reindeer Sodomy Champion and he's there to defend his crown.

It's a sport of no small skill - frostbite and reindeer bite are but
two of the many hazards.

His Coach, Rudolf, is an ex-Olympic Coach for the USSR Team, back in
the day. His role is vital: he picks the most docile ones in the herd
for atp to approach.
Yes: Rudolf the Red knows Reindeer.

HTH?

Hoddy
#100(8) [+][-]
I've had a go on a Serow. They are really nice, like a small, willing but slightly aging Thelwell pony.
#99(11) [+][-]
Climb onto it as you would a horse.
>
>I do that anyway; nervously, expecting it to bite me at any moment. :o)
>Or do you mean by placing one foot on the footpeg to gain height?

No, you fool; sit on the gable end or your house, with the 'bike parked below.
Leap onto the saddle with your legs spread.
Shout "Hi Ho, Silver, away!"
And topple gracefully sideways with crushed nuts (and a chocolate sauce).
#95(5) [+][-]
> Rebound control, wassat?

When you bounce off the car, pedestrian or street furniture it ensures bike stays upright and comes to rest on its centre stand.
#94(6) [+][-]
Pugh: Yes, you apply two fingertips and spread.
M: Useful advice for life there...

In response to a question about zoom on the iPhone.
#93(11) [+][-]
John Greystrong wrote:
>> >> and it's only now that I'm having enough 'disposable'
>> >> income left in my account that the offset would count for much.
> > Not for much longer Alfa boy ;-)
#92(-5) [+][-]
Do you like dancing?
COS I LIKE GOOOLLLDDD, POTS AND POTS OF IT!
#91(-1) [+][-]
> Will anyone on the list who's *never* done anythign stupid please
> stand up?

Me. I've never done anything stupid ever. Snorting absinthe from a teaspoon,
picking fights with backpatch clubs, rugby tackling a mod from a moving
scooter, having your throat pierced, and getting a tattoo done at 3am whilst
pissed, they're all sensible as fuck.

:o)
#90(25) [+][-]
Anyway, from historical reference Charleses go one of two ways, I'm glad he went for the serial shagger approach. A platform outside whitehall would block the traffic worse than a wedding.
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