>> 66 38'11"N 25 11'54"E
> www.google.co.uk/maps. Wow, WTF are you doing there then?
He's World Pro/Am Reindeer Sodomy Champion and he's there to defend his crown.
It's a sport of no small skill - frostbite and reindeer bite are but
two of the many hazards.
His Coach, Rudolf, is an ex-Olympic Coach for the USSR Team, back in
the day. His role is vital: he picks the most docile ones in the herd
for atp to approach.
Yes: Rudolf the Red knows Reindeer.